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Important Qualifications

Exclusivity

The nature of our business requires that we especially must avoid legal and moral risks. 

Seriousness

For our sake and yours, please take the disqualifiers seriously.

Although unlikely, we must prevent the theoretical possibility of someone of malevolent intentions to enter our midst.  We must be specific, blunt, and prominent in redundantly avoiding the dreadful nightmare of a deliberately immoral person to somehow consider us, despite the many insinuations herein (and even a few non-incognito statements as matters of safeguards).  To forewarn you, us, and others around both sides of the catastrophe that would result from merely one bad person patronizing us, we frequently allude to why a deliberately malicous person would want to be as far away from us a possible.

In the event of a violation of one of our qualifying policies, there would be no associated refunds, and a violator would be labile for all associated damages.

Empathy for Members of Our Core Markets

No Disrespectful Presumptions

For clients in our core markets
Please do not be offended that we must explain what our core markets already know to be good-faith legitimacy. Some unsophisticated people do not readily understand the insufficiently protected tribulations of niche groups of morally lawful executives and prominent individuals, and some tend to be skeptical of matters that they don't understand.

We do not mean to show disrespect for our actual clients by suggesting we would look at you with suspicion with the disqualifiers herein. Our clients are intelligent and morally oriented.  We are able to persist with our services because miscreants self-disqualify out of self-protection and disinterest. One reason for the luxury orientation of our services is to provide a general filter; derelicts usually cannot afford our fees, and heartless scoundrels tend to flaunt their spoils with the conspicuous consumption of traditional luxury hotels.

The identification of disqualifiers addresses the concerns of some anxiety-prone third parties who psychologically tend to conjure paranoid delusions that are salacious, fearsome, or conspiratorial when presented with connotations of counterintelligence, money, power, and secretive exclusivity. 

Misaligned Markets

Our unique paradigm is intended to support the needs of our clients.

 

Serving Good People

  • Although nobody is perfect (for which everyone should offer gentle apologies to those affected by mistakes), we do not help anyone who deliberately causes spiteful harm. If you are the type of person who does not care about hurting innocent people, trust us that we are not people you want to have around you. Our small team is comprised of instinctive protectors. We will only help those who are in trouble despite no intentional harm, who now could use some help restoring their lives and successes.

    Stay Away if Philosophically Hostile

    In the private sector, we have no interest or ability participate in your political debates. Neither you nor we would benefit if you were to force us to make you our business if you have any interest in any violent hostilities against the US, UK, or Israeli governments--or the populaces thereof. If we were to suspect any malice of yours against a populace or military of the US, UK, or Israel, we would inform them of such.

  • Please do not contact us by any means--for any reason--if you have committed or caused illegal violence, deliberate theft, slavery, or other unilateral exploitation. We will not help anyone who has intentionally hurt others who themselves were not attempting to attack innocent people. This matter applies regardless of how upset or desperate you were at the time, and regardless of whether you have ever been identified by law enforcement.

    In the private sector, we have no interest or ability participate in your political debates. Neither you nor we would benefit if you were to force us to make you our business if you have any interest in any violent hostilities against the US, UK, or Israeli governments--or the populaces thereof. If we were to suspect any malice of yours against a populace or military of the US, UK, or Israel, we would inform them of such.

    If you were to force us to make you our business, you would find that we have extreme incongruence with those who have adversarial intentions.  If you are planning any form of malice, hostility, or exploitation in violation of US law, we would be required morally and legally to report it.  As could be discerned by culling bits of public information (albeit nowhere on the Internet) regarding examples of our management's unbreakable loyalties as honorable professionals, there is absolutely nothing that could motivate us or could coerce us to accept a client who is connected to any form of hostility towards the populace or military of the US, UK, or Israel.

  • Please do not contact us for any reason by any means if you have any kind connection to any individual or group that is hostile towards the US, UK, Israel, or ally thereof—even if you yourself hold no such hostilities.

  • The factor that disqualifies the most people from our services is disloyalty.  This protects us from the risk that our faithfully ardent loyalty could be exploited into isolation and manipulative scapegoat status. 

    You must have never been disloyal or malicious in any way whatsoever towards anyone who had not initially intended to harm you or to harm another innocent person maliciously—regardless of how desperate you were in self-preservation.

    The intensity of our protectiveness inherently requires personal faithfulness and care for you.  We are a valued resource because we endlessly and ardently uphold our commitments to loyalty.  Please do not be tempted to misapply our vessel of good loyalties for convenient disloyalty.

  • Some people can be tempted to identify attorneys and other confidentiality-upholding service providers as being convenient scapegoats. Many people dehumanize us and do not consider that our how our innocent family members and colleagues suffer heavy personal turmoil, even for individual occurrences of consumer-level exploitation. In reality, severe cultural and professional responses are automatically triggered, often with wildly disproportionate severity, because we also work in some extremely sensitive realms; even a single modestly negative review that is unintentionally invalid or exploited as a scapegoat can cause irreversible destruction. Then, unlike ordinary consumer realms, other professional, legal, and governmental responses to any slight, undeserved negativity can involuntarily trigger massive reverberations, reversing all technical and legal protections of confidentiality (such as seemingly anonymous reviews) and intensively examining the accusers' affairs. Eventual civil judgments for libel, tortious business interruption, and defamation are rarely sufficient to cover the damages, even when such judgments often wipe out all of the assets of the consumer and/or associated small business.

    Productive Communications with Us

    In the long run, everyone is best served if we cooperate directly, with open lines of communication.  Our fundamental business is dependent on developing perpetually deepening alliances and caring fiduciary relationships with our clients; please realize that we in management genuinely want you to be happy, and we appreciate the time you take to inform us whenever there are opportunities to find creative solutions to achieve that happiness.  Contractors and lower-level staffers do not always sustain a fiduciary persona of caring for you, so please make sure your senior concierge fully knows if you remain dissatisfied in any way, and we especially appreciate input from you of your own individualized, creative ideas of ways to make you happy, even if such solutions involve services after you have left.  Those are productive and healthy means of communication.

    Hospitality unavoidably involves subjective variables in expectations and honest mistakes by well-intentioned personnel and contractors.  Uncontrollable circumstances, other clients, and infinite environmental variables inevitably create occasional disappointments and frustrations for our clients.  Our particular niche, with the requisite variability of location and contracted staffers, causes us to be routinely inefficient and disappointed without the ability to draw on the efficiency and reliability of the infrastructure of a luxury hotel.  When we make mistakes and when there are disappoints to you in any way, please do coordinate with us directly instead of complaining to third parties, or showing off dirty laundry on online forums.